Bar Up In Houston

Julian Austin/Stephen Robichaud

I’ve been in every redneck honky tonk bar room

Half way around the world

Smoked some marijuana down in Tiawana

Drank tequila with some Mexican girls

Jumped naked from an airplane

Landed on a freeway

Cost me an arm and a leg

I bought a casino down in Vegas

Wish I could’ve seen it

Before I had it towed to L.A

I own a bar up in Houston

They tell me it’s quite a spot

They say I got the world’s biggest swimming pool

On a fifty acre parking lot

I own a forty room cottage on the Mississippi river

That I still haven’t seen yet

I even got three wives in Texas I’ve never met

I built a honky tonk in down town Paris

Just to watch those French girls dance

Spent a lot of hours on the Eiffel Tower

Wining, dining and lots of romance

Bought a yacht in Porto Rico sailed to San Diego

Saw a concert of the Grateful Dead

One time I even drove to Florida

Got in trouble at the border